ABOUT ME
► Name ➔ Iris Rachel West
► Will you answer all questions truthfully ➔ Yes
► Are you single ➔ Yes
► Are you happy ➔ No
► Are you bored ➔ Constantly
► Are you sad ➔ More regrettful
► Are you Italian ➔ No
► Are you German ➔ No
► Are you Asian ➔ No
► Are you angry ➔ Yes
► Are you Irish ➔ No.
► Are your parents still married ➔ No, my mother is dead.TEN FACTS
► Birth Place ➔ Keystone City, Kansas
► Hair Color ➔ Red
► Eye color ➔ Green
► Birthday ➔ March 30th
► Gender ➔ Female
► Lefty or Righty ➔ Righty
► Summer or winter ➔ Summer
► Morning or afternoon ➔ MorningTEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE
► Are you in love ➔ Perhaps
► Do you believe in love at first sight ➔ No
► Who ended your last relationship ➔ Never had one.► Have you ever been hurt ➔ Yes.
► Have you ever broken someone’s heart ➔ I don’t think so
► Are you friends with your ex ➔ N/A
► Are you afraid of commitment ➔ Noa little
► Have you hugged someone within the last week? ➔ No
► Have you ever had a secret admirer ➔ No
► Have you ever broken your own heart? ➔ NoTEN CHOICES
► Love or lust ➔ Love
► Lemonade or iced tea ➔ Lemonade
► Cats or Dogs ➔ Both
► A few best friends or many regular friends ➔ A few Best friends
► Television or internet ➔ Internet
► Pepsi or Coke ➔ Pepsi
► Wild night out or romantic night in ➔ Either
► Day or night ➔ Night
► IM or Phone ➔ IMTEN HAVE YOU EVER
► Been caught sneaking out ➔ Nope
► Fallen off the stairs ➔ No
► White water rafted ➔ No
► Finished an entire jawbreaker ➔ Yes
► Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? Yes
► Prank called a store ➔ No
► Skipped school ➔ Tons
► Wanted to disappear ➔ YesTEN PREFERENCES
► Smile or eyes ➔ Eyes
► Light or dark hair ➔ Dark
► Fat or skinny ➔ Fit
► Shorter or Taller ➔ Tall
► Intelligence or Attraction ➔ Both
► Jock or Nerd ➔ Either
► Hook-up or Relationship ➔ Either
► Funny and poor OR rich and serious ➔ … Really depends I guess.► Last Phone Call ➔ Uh, well, I called Lian four months ago…
► Last phone call you received ➔ I’ve ignored a lot of calls from my family lately
► Last person you hung out with ➔ Damian Wayne
► Last thing you ate ➔ Pizza
► Last thing you drank ➔ Pepsi
► Last site you went to ➔ Google
► Last place you were ➔ GothamRELATIONSHIPS
► Are you in a committed relationship ➔ No
► When was your last relationship ➔ Romantic? Never.
► Have you ever loved a guy/girl more than anything else in the world? ➔ Yes
► Do you still love them ➔ Yes
► Do you like someone right now ➔ YesFAMILY
► Do you and your family get along ➔ I get along with my brother, but not my father.
► Would you say you have a “messed up life”➔ Yes► Have you ever run away from home ➔ I’m doing it right now
► Have you ever gotten kicked out ➔ No
► If so, how long ➔ N/AFRIENDS
► Do you secretly hate one of your friends ➔ No
► Do you consider all of your friends good friends ➔ Yes
► Who are/is your best friend(s) ➔ Lian, Mar’i, Zach and Robbie
► Would you die for them ➔ Yes
► Who knows everything about you ➔ Lian
She raised an eyebrow, “Can I help you?”
Damian tore his gaze away from the Gotham skylines, his cape billowing regally behind him as he turned to the latter, eyes narrowing beneath his mask. ”No.”
“Fine.” She shrugged, strolling over to the edge of the building and hopping up on the ledge, “Have a nice evening.”
Eeeeeeeh! Wrong answer!
Oh please, I think I know how I am, Kid.
Thereisn’taKidFlash. He graduated.
And I replaced him. Well, not for a while yet, but I will. I mean really, Impulse, you of all people should understand time travel.
- Looks at drafts: no.
- Five minutes later: OMG LETS START NEW THREADS.
Uhuh. Suuuuuure. I’ll be keeping my eye on your gingy.
The name is Kid Flash, thank you very much.
Eeeeeeeh! Wrong answer!
Oh please, I think I know how I am, Kid.
Not at all, I simply thought the fact was interesting. As for loving you, I hardly know you. Some goes for wanting you dead. I have little reason to do either.
Uhuh. Suuuuuure. I’ll be keeping my eye on your gingy.
The name is Kid Flash, thank you very much.
8-inch chocolate penis that oozes fondant cream… Fresh mint fondant, Valencia orange fondant, Williams Pear liqueur fondant, Mozart chocolate liqueur fondant, Cointreau liqueur fondant and Irish coffee liqueur fondant.
Okay but is it possible to get the filling colored red? Because obviously the best use for these is to make a gif or video where you’re licking and sucking at one seductively, making bedroom eyes at the camera, and then you BITE THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN HALF AND SHRIEK YOUR VICTORY AS THE DELICIOUS BLOOD-FILLING DRIPS FROM YOUR VICIOUS MAW.
This site scares me so much.
Reblogging because that damn comment
No but guys, they do
Red Rose Petal Perserve and freeze-dried lustful strawberry filling.
(Source: moshita)
Fun fact. When committing suicide with a gun, men put the gun in their mouth or under their chin. Women shoot themselves in the chest because even in death society expects them to have pretty faces.
….. Thanks that something I totallywantedtoknow.
Are you telling me something? Something depressing that may involve you not loving me and wanting me dead?
Not at all, I simply thought the fact was interesting. As for loving you, I hardly know you. Some goes for wanting you dead. I have little reason to do either.
